Talk:Black Iron Tarkus/@comment-108.193.7.63-20170529183847

On his journey through Sens Fortress, someone tried rolling a boulder onto him.

Instead of being knocked down, he stopped it with his bare hands, lifted it above his head and threw it back up the staircase, breaking a hole in the wall straight to the golem.

Walking up, he dropped his sword and his shield, since they were only weighing him down. The Golem swung his axe over his head, which promptly broke as it hit Tarkus's armor.

Tarkus grabbed the Golem with both hands, lifted it up and threw it over the side. He picked his weapons up and wrote his sign that way, so that he would have a handicap to be fair to the Golem in other worlds.

When he got to Anor Londo, the painting guardians found themselves befuddeled at his unkillability. So Tarkus grabbed one, shirked his armor, and using strength alone molded it onto the Body of a Guardian, leaving them in a corner.

He then proceeded to stop Smough's hammer with one hand, simultaneously kill both Ornstein and Smough, skip to the First Flame and tear off Gwyn's dick, killing him in one shot.

Then he cured his undeath, and killed Fume Knight Raime, taking his sword as a minor trophy and molding his straight sword into a new set of armor, where he became the new "Knight Slayer Tsorig".