Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-16507805-20140714005153

DaS to DaS2 theory copy pasted from old chat log. Yes there are plenty of plot holes but its humours and not badly put together... here we go.

"Starts out with the bonfire scene before the games release, ends with seath taking revenge on tarkus

12:02

Cosmicsilver

Go on

12:02

Maker L106

Okay, boom we got the opening preview where everyones at the bonfire and Oscar walks off... Everyone seems to go their sepeerae ways...

Tarkus being the manly man he is says "fuck these guys im a beast" and goes on ahead of everyone because why the fuck not? I mean he is broken as hell as a summon

He would take the regular route we would so he'd inevidbly run into oswald etc:

Which means tarkus could have easily visited the undead asylum while looking for either Oscar or you. Likely oscar since they did meet at the bonfire and at some point you gotta wonder what happened to your pals.

If he did, hes fucking tarkus, so he naturally kills everything in there because "no gravity" and as any other dark souls player would do picks up everything "doll included"

So in his world he kills everything up to the rafterninjas then realises while on the rafters... that he weighs like a thousand pounds and can easily crush weak lightweight ninjas over his knee... does so and proceeds through the game world only to find the painting. Not caring what it's function is or why the worst ninjas in the world were guarding it he absentmindedly touches the painting.

Now hes in the painted world and thinking "Goddamn its cold" but again Tarkus so he just walks through the painted world annihilating everything. Until he comes upon Priscilla the ONLY thing in the world who DIDN'T try to kill him right out of the gate. Naturally tarkus has the same reaction most people do to priscilla "Boobs" *binoculars* etc:

12:09

Cosmicsilver

Hey, a Tarkus has to do what a Tarkus has to do

12:09

Maker L106

And he does

Priscilla not having seen a humanesque thing in i dont know how long, and tarkus being tarkus we can easily assume he'd try the same thing many of us would... consequences be damned.

12:10

Cosmicsilver

He pet the tail? :o

12:10

Maker L106

close. the sex.

Naturally however priscilla is like 1000 lbs by herself, so in the act tarkus does't die but his pelvis is shattered to a million pieces... rather than live with the injury, (he is a knight after all) he decides to plummet down from the nearest ledge.

12:11

Louis LeDuc

lol...

12:12

Maker L106

In ending up in the painting room the next group of redshirt ninjas decide to move him, but not before seath kills them for their insolence takes his armor and throws it onto one of the decaying ninjas tarkus previously dispatched

You know cause Priscilla = Seaths daughter (laugh it up i dont care)

In a staggering moment of "fuck you" from DaS to DaS2 we have Seath creating all sorts of strange shit... including Manscorpion tark... which has lived thousands of years... with his mate, Nijka going insane and stabbing him... over and over... ad infinium.

12:14

Cosmicsilver

You know the sad thing? This is somewhat plausible? XD

12:14

Maker L106

dude when i saw tark and heard his name i almost shit my pants

I had that theory about a month or two before DaS2 released. LOVED it when i heard that"

yes there are plot holes... that busses would fit in. Screw it, I like this theory. Thoughts? 