Board Thread:Dark Souls/@comment-86.142.12.210-20140330174158/@comment-18016240-20140821155732

Note: The following post is not to be taken with any modicum of seriousness and does not reflect the writer's thinking, it is purely for satirical purposes.

BODM: If you like to work for a lying scum bag who's butthurt cause Daddy never loved him.

Forest Hunters: If you feel like being some Cat's bitch

Darkwraiths: If you're in your emo phase and wanna be dark and brooding.

Dragon Cov: For the scalies and otherkin

Gravelord: Sick necrophiliacs

BoB: Vampire wannabes, might be connected to the Red team from TF2

BS: White Knight hang out

DR: Scaly/otherkin 2.0

Rat Covenant: Hobo covenant, join if you don't mind smelling like a septic tank

Bell Keepers: You're essentially the prince and princess' sexting service line