User:Alva the Wayfarer

Garl Vinland: Hey Artorias...er um... I mean the Fume Knight

Artorias the Abysswalker: Hey yeah people think i'm the fume knight but whatevs

Garl Vinland: sorry just been really edgy people have been trying to get to my bae... Astraea

Artorias the Abysswalker: Cool I think I have a secret admirer think her name is... Oh yeah Ciaran

Sif: *howling*

Artorias the Abysswalker: oh that's Sif he must be jealous he is mah best fwend :3

Garl Vinland: cool sounds like he wants you to go see what's going on instead of being jealous maybe its those jerks, the Chosen Undead

Artorias the Abysswalker: OH CRAP maybe he is fighting him he'll get owned

Garl Vinland: Let's both go see what's going on

Artorias the Abysswalker: Yeah but we both are in two different worlds we can't co exist in one area

Garl Vinland: Then let's become the ultimate warrior I will give up my physical form to give us the strength and speed we need

Artorias the Abysswalker: ok but what about you?

Garl Vinland: Doesn't matter everyone is playing in Drangleic

Artorias the Abysswalker: yeah

Garl Vinland: ok time to MORPH

* morphing*

Artorias the Fume Knight: Woah we look awesome look at these two weapons we got!

Garl Vinland the Fume Knight: Let's hurry and save Sif!

Artorias the Fume Knight: Ok but wait where are we... NO we are in drangleic we can't get to Sif in Lordran

Garl Vinland: Oh well let's piss of the Chosen Undead in this world

Artorias the Fume Knight: Ok

Then they didn't give a shit about SIF