Talk:Royal Rat Authority/@comment-50.71.207.93-20140604022735

You guys are all wrong. This thing is obviously a bear. I mean look at those paws, that tongue, that face, those bear-like qualities. All around bear, bearing it up in Pharros as only a bear can.

If you really think about it, I have a tongue, limbs, and a slight fuzz on the back of my neck. For all we know I could be a bear, hidden behind a screen deep in the woods. I could be in your backyard right now, pooping in your plants, and you wouldn't even know it. That one time you went to the store and there was no honey? That was me, right now. I just bought an entire grocery store's worth of honey, holy shit. Now I've got my fuzzy bear-butt parked in front of this computer. Wow, what a time to be a bear. I have so much honey, I'm practically a bee. I mean, with my coarse, hairy back and various stingers, I could just as easily be a bear as I could a bee. Wow, what a world we live in.