User blog:ViktorBane/Weird Foods Bane style.

So guys I have been talking with a friend of mine and I have decided to do this rather random and funny blog. It will follow my progress in the game so if you don't want any spoilers don't read. I will describe my feeling at the end of the boss or enemy fight and how it 'tastes'. At some points if I killed something in a funny way I will describe it. I hope you all enjoy this weird foods Dark Souls style.

This cell is my Bane. Awful joke in my opinion but the best I have here. I can barely sleep because of the rats and the smell...Oh god the smell of death is overwhelming. I just ate a rat from this place. This...Asylum. It tasted somewhat like a muddy piece of chiken. Oh the taste of normal food. I miss it so.

I sit now at this bonfire that is rather randomly placed before i had to fight this Asylum demon thing. It was fat and disgusting looking. I have to say it tasted better than it looked. Like a strange mix of beef and raw egg. Though years of eating rats may have distorted my sense of taste. Or sharpened it. Killing the foe had been easy enough but for some reason this creature seems like it will be the easiest thing I will fight. I shall leave now and continue on this pilgrimage.

I am here looking at this raven that dropped me off. I want to taste it but alas it is out of my reach for now.

Really. I abhor this place. A taurus demon? After I did a final blow to this creature and I healed my now indented armor I start to cook a bit of flesh from th beast. That was unnecessarily difficult. It tasted aweful too. It tasted like a burning egg smells with a hint of beef. Disgusting. What creator would do such a thing with an animal?

Now I am hunkered down beside a bonfire right under the arse of a dragon. I truly do wonder what just and loving gods would make such a place. It seems as though I feel I am proceeding decently I get killed and resummoned at this damn bonfire. I can truly see why some of these poor souls go either hollow or insane. I have a stronger resolve though. A purpose.

I am slightly happier now. I have killed this armored boar. I have tasted no finer bacon. It makes me truly happy to be able to have such fine food. Killing the beast was a pain and I felt slightly bad at how I did it. The entire boar was covered head to toe in thick armor. Except one place....It's rear. In one small area it was expose on it's rear and there was a small hole I could run into and hide until he turned around then I would shoot an arrow at...well...You understand. I felt a little bad but not for long as this bacon...it is amazing!

(Alas I am busy and I will continue this at a later date. Thank you for reading and comment if you liked it :3)