User blog comment:Dragonzzilla/Dunk Souls/@comment-24999238-20140530155057

Crestfallen Merchandiser: "Let me give you a dribble of advise; Don't even attempt the Alley oop Rondo, not with those stats. The whole tourney they've tried and failed... The Triple-double King Rendal, Bank Droppin' Tarkus, even Jordan himself..."