Talk:Heide Knight/@comment-68.3.53.25-20140925035559

Or possibly Heineken, on a youtube video it was showing some secrets of Dark Souls 2 and one of them was a Heineken lable found in the acid pouring out of the rat statues, but that was in the Grave of Saints. Which isn't one of the areas where the Heide knights are at who are found individually in the Forest of Fallen Giants, the Lost Bastille, and the Shrine of Winter. But the beer brand Heineken and the knights given name Heide knights both kind of sound alike. Maybe the legend to why there's so few of the Heide knights is because they just decided to take the day off not guarding whatever kingdom they used to live in and they just got so fucked up that they passed out and most of them were slain. And the ones who survived were like fuck everybody, I don't give a motherfucking shit about them all I care about is my fuckin Heineken. And so they roamed across Drangleic searching for Heineken and getting fucked up passing out somewhere. And then you attack them, and they're like holy shit hell no all I want to do is live another day so I could drink more Heineken, leave me the fuck alone, fuck off and die already so I could drink more fucking Heineken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!