Talk:Covetous Demon/@comment-109.146.200.19-20140416202735

I have a theory concerning the lore of the Covetous Demon.

It is highly probable that this is Smough. When Ornstein left with Gwynevere and Flann, Smough ( already  an obese otaku with a fetish for massive hammers ) was driven mad by the loss of his friend with benefits. He turned his attention to eating, and consumed more doughnuts and filthy sunbros than ever before, until one day he found he couldn't fit into his golden fat suit anymore. Suitably pissed, he waddled away in search of his long-lost fuckbuddy but was dishonourably slaughtered by the Chosen Undead after getting stuck in some stupid room that he thought had food in it. Also, the poison mist in the harvest valley is actually his farts.

As you can see, the evidence all points to this. Undeniable, really.

Vaati, you know what to do.