Talk:Firelink Shrine/@comment-2A00:23C5:2C86:C000:25D2:C926:4AB4:F7E0-20180310200035

I made my way to firelink shrine and removed my pants. The air felt great on my balls. They are often sweaty after I wear my heavy armour. Suddenly, I got an unpleasant urge I needed a piss. So I went over to the bonfire and let the hose loose! It felt great. I also needed a shit so went over to frampt and let him have it in his mouth. Finally, I levelled up and was on my way!