Talk:Knight Artorias/@comment-107.143.110.85-20141111201057/@comment-25663445-20141120162210

But another great theory is that it was winter, and he goes to his office building to work, but realizing that he left his lunch at home and that he carpooled here with Ornstein, he walks all the way home, only to realize the house keys were locked in the house,so he gets a ladder to climb onto his roof to get in through the skylight, while on the roof he slips in giant raven excrement and falls off the roof and breaking his arm.