Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-1852943-20130408191525

I have an admmission to make. Something I've lived with all my life, and I've never felt comfortable with.

I never beat Super Mario Brothers. Not even SMB2 with it's LCD-induced concepts, or 3 with the awesome racoon tail. It's like, every time I look at Mario, I hear that damn little Toadstool telling me in it's snide taunting voice, "I'm sorry, but our Princess is in another castle..." and I just want to choke the heck out of the controller.


 * 1) Sigh. May as well add Super Mario Kart to the grocery list. Every time I'm on the road and I see a banana peel ... I swerve to avoid it.

So that's it, my confession. Ten hail mary's, five our father's, blessed be. 