Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5470119-20130306034327/@comment-11923066-20130306035122

I was playing Spore, and I saw one of those giant creatures, I think they're called epic creatures, dunno, so when I awlked close to it, my sister was screaming "don't get close to him!", but I was sure that a monster that big and OP would be pacific, because, well, they mostly are, then I said "Relax, he's probably pacific". I love those convenient moments, right after I said that, that big pile of **** stepped on me and killed me.